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African Jokes

Here are some chistesitos them: by pacha

  
  do they differ from one white one black naked without clothes? The white goes nude in Playboy and the black in the National Geographics.  
 
   
  happens to pregnant women when they die? If making white San Pedro, puts wings and angels are born. But if black is making San Francisco de Asis, puts the bat wings and are born .....  
 
   
  This was a black Catholic, who prayed and prayed to God asking for answers to existential questions, and it was so much that she prayed that one day God decides to answer and produce the following dialogue: - What is it, son? - Oh, God speaks to me, God, I want to know why I am black. - Because so you, in your natural environment and can mingle with the mimetizarte in order to get your food, and escape your enemies. - Aaaaah!, And tell me God, why do I have curly hair and not smooth? - Why so, when running through the foliage, not get tangled in the branches and so you can run more freely. - Aaaaaah!, And also tell me why I have the palms and soles of the feet white? - Because it will serve as a sign of recognition between you and your tribe, and thus retain their union. - Aaaaah!, And God, tell me otherwise. - Yes? - Why live in New York shit?  
 
   
  Because in South Africa to stop a black man has been stabbed? For possession of a weapon.  
 
   
  does look like a Christmas tree and a black? They both have colored balls.  
 
   
  If a Nazi War II had sitting in front, simultaneously with a black and a Jew, whom the two would kill first and why?. It is clear that the Jew would be because: DUTY FIRST AND THEN THE PLEASURE!  
 
  next day I come with more: P